








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 180 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 174 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Esplay | 3 matches | 1,542 | |
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 30 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1711 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,242 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1910 | 26% |
| Smokes | 2225 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 2027 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 1080 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $541,758 of utility $111 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 74 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TUNA | 10 | 0.0041 |
| #2 | Viktorious | 9 | 0.0032 |
| #3 | J1nX | 3 | 0.0007 |
| #4 | Cap'n Burntbeard | 3 | 0.0027 |
| #5 | General Kalle | 2 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | J1nX | 729 | 0.17 | 18 min |
| #2 | TUNA | 280 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| #3 | Dahoff | 195 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| #4 | Viktorious | 191 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #5 | General Kalle | 109 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Asgar | +2.35 | 55 | 63 |
| #2 | KranG | +1.13 | 41 | 54 |
| #3 | J1nX | +0.77 | 39 | 78 |
| #4 | TUNA | +0.57 | 43 | 60 |
| #5 | General Kalle | -0.12 | 39 | 70 |





