








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 17 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
516 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,953 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 640 | 22% |
| Smokes | 744 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 796 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 773 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $191,171 of utility $121 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 6 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hector | 60% | 5 |
| #2 | Asgar | 45% | 51 |
| #3 | J1nX | 45% | 65 |
| #4 | General Kalle | 44% | 9 |
| #5 | Dahoff | 44% | 36 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | General Kalle | 44% | 9 |
| #5 | Dahoff | 44% | 36 |
| #6 | TUNA | 44% | 25 |
| #7 | Viktorious | 37% | 51 |
| #8 | KranG | 22% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Viktorious | 2 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | Asgar | 1 | 0.0009 |
| #3 | TUNA | 1 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | General Kalle | 1 | 0.0048 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | J1nX | 230 | 0.16 | 6 min |
| #2 | Dahoff | 88 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #3 | Asgar | 73 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #4 | TUNA | 70 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #5 | Viktorious | 69 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Asgar | +2.13 | 54 | 63 |
| #2 | KranG | +1.97 | 52 | 63 |
| #3 | TUNA | +1.12 | 43 | 62 |
| #4 | J1nX | +0.93 | 42 | 79 |
| #5 | General Kalle | +0.52 | 32 | 69 |





