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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 563 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 157 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




45 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3854 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,234 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1827 | 35% |
| Smokes | 1149 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 1497 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 761 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,523,750 of utility $276 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 532 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Basher | 61% | 18 |
| #2 | Seskus | 52% | 27 |
| #3 | purpol | 50% | 18 |
| #4 | Konkeriz | 48% | 33 |
| #5 | Salieras | 46% | 124 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Salieras | 34 | 0.0130 |
| #2 | yeatfan45 | 24 | 0.0165 |
| #3 | Konkeriz | 13 | 0.0206 |
| #4 | scarfz | 9 | 0.0056 |
| #5 | salieras | 8 | 0.0113 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Salieras | 531 | 0.20 | 13 min |
| #2 | yeatfan45 | 264 | 0.18 | 6 min |
| #3 | salieras | 181 | 0.26 | 4 min |
| #4 | scarfz | 150 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #5 | Konkeriz | 147 | 0.23 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Basher | +3.85 | 75 | 70 |
| #2 | Konkeriz | +2.27 | 75 | 46 |
| #3 | salieras | +1.83 | 87 | 54 |
| #4 | Salieras | +1.08 | 87 | 53 |
| #5 | scarfz | +0.66 | 89 | 45 |





