








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 40 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 55 matches | ||
| Premier | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
483 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,009 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 399 | 20% |
| Smokes | 430 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 668 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 512 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $164,128 of utility $126 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 65 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bavy | 63% | 19 |
| #2 | NanuX | 57% | 7 |
| #3 | h3ll | 55% | 44 |
| #4 | OFENMEISTER | 54% | 37 |
| #5 | mat | 54% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | mat | 54% | 13 |
| #6 | 3D2YSilveR | 50% | 6 |
| #7 | VentL_ | 45% | 38 |
| #8 | MnKr_ | 44% | 43 |
| #9 | SwemasterX | 36% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | VentL_ | 2 | 0.0024 |
| #2 | h3ll | 1 | 0.0010 |
| #3 | mat | 1 | 0.0035 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | VentL_ | 171 | 0.20 | 4 min |
| #2 | OFENMEISTER | 131 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #3 | MnKr_ | 112 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #4 | bavy | 84 | 0.21 | 1 min |
| #5 | h3ll | 53 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NanuX | +3.06 | 86 | 61 |
| #2 | OFENMEISTER | +1.55 | 57 | 73 |
| #3 | SwemasterX | +1.49 | 88 | 56 |
| #4 | bavy | +0.79 | 82 | 79 |
| #5 | 3D2YSilveR | +0.79 | 48 | 66 |





