








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1068 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 221 matches | ||
| Wingman | 87 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 17 matches | ||
| Faceit | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 23 different maps





Our logs show 49 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




44 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6807 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,416 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5219 | 30% |
| Smokes | 4499 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 4336 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 3362 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,484,467 of utility $157 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1288 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | FlasHii | 50% | 128 |
| #8 | buchlunge0rf | 49% | 219 |
| #9 | kook2 | 47% | 66 |
| #10 | Khronos | 45% | 55 |
| #11 | Jeff | 39% | 92 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Uncle Ben Rice Prison Man | 26 | 0.0058 |
| #2 | buchlunge0rf | 24 | 0.0054 |
| #3 | Reboot | 15 | 0.0022 |
| #4 | Hirschhag | 14 | 0.0073 |
| #5 | FlasHii | 12 | 0.0046 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Reboot | 608 | 0.09 | 15 min |
| #2 | Uncle Ben Rice Prison Man | 586 | 0.13 | 14 min |
| #3 | M1Gs1 | 492 | 0.11 | 9 min |
| #4 | Hirschhag | 430 | 0.22 | 11 min |
| #5 | buchlunge0rf | 406 | 0.09 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FlasHii | +6.35 | 93 | 55 |
| #2 | Uncle Ben Rice Prison Man | +1.95 | 75 | 50 |
| #3 | Hirschhag | +1.81 | 71 | 43 |
| #4 | Dying Dutchman | +1.74 | 82 | 49 |
| #5 | Khronos | +0.75 | 59 | 65 |





