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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1367 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 626 matches | ||
| Faceit | 512 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 59 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




63 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9956 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 43,594 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 12737 | 29% |
| Smokes | 11763 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 12034 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 7060 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,523,743 of utility $130 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3404 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | $ulfuric | 58% | 67 |
| #2 | M1ckW1ck | 53% | 135 |
| #3 | Gearslayer360 | 52% | 89 |
| #4 | LowCiel | 49% | 81 |
| #5 | erock | 49% | 109 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Gearslayer360 | 52% | 89 |
| #4 | LowCiel | 49% | 81 |
| #5 | erock | 49% | 109 |
| #6 | Im Mango | 48% | 69 |
| #7 | Drek | 42% | 114 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Drek | 9 | 0.0036 |
| #2 | M1ckW1ck | 8 | 0.0027 |
| #3 | Gearslayer360 | 6 | 0.0032 |
| #4 | LowCiel | 3 | 0.0017 |
| #5 | Im Mango | 2 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | M1ckW1ck | 1289 | 0.43 | 29 min |
| #2 | Gearslayer360 | 428 | 0.23 | 10 min |
| #3 | erock | 267 | 0.11 | 8 min |
| #4 | Im Mango | 192 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #5 | $ulfuric | 189 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gearslayer360 | +2.62 | 69 | 62 |
| #2 | $ulfuric | +1.58 | 71 | 60 |
| #3 | M1ckW1ck | +0.85 | 29 | 61 |
| #4 | erock | +0.42 | 61 | 67 |
| #5 | Im Mango | -0.10 | 48 | 50 |





