








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 691 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 322 matches | ||
| Premier | 70 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 47 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3938 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 14,555 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2970 | 20% |
| Smokes | 3115 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 4689 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 3781 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,756,333 of utility $195 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 315 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | k1ngrouNd ☬ | 61% | 23 |
| #2 | Rarik!! | 57% | 169 |
| #3 | Neko | 57% | 195 |
| #4 | jAvice | 57% | 51 |
| #5 | iCEWOLF فلسطين حرة | 56% | 338 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | jAvice | 57% | 51 |
| #5 | iCEWOLF فلسطين حرة | 56% | 338 |
| #6 | KAMELOT | 56% | 338 |
| #7 | SouL | 54% | 163 |
| #8 | Ricik ★ | 53% | 127 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | iCEWOLF فلسطين حرة | 7 | 0.0010 |
| #2 | KAMELOT | 5 | 0.0007 |
| #3 | Rarik!! | 4 | 0.0011 |
| #4 | jAvice | 3 | 0.0027 |
| #5 | Ricik ★ | 2 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | iCEWOLF فلسطين حرة | 1045 | 0.14 | 28 min |
| #2 | SouL | 350 | 0.10 | 10 min |
| #3 | Ricik ★ | 251 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| #4 | Rarik!! | 168 | 0.04 | 4 min |
| #5 | Neko | 163 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KAMELOT | +2.62 | 83 | 58 |
| #2 | Ricik ★ | +2.02 | 72 | 66 |
| #3 | iCEWOLF فلسطين حرة | +0.87 | 72 | 77 |
| #4 | srg | +0.37 | 82 | 61 |
| #5 | SouL | -0.40 | 71 | 73 |





