








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1812 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 465 matches | ||
| Premier | 359 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 55 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10472 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 55,454 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 15938 | 29% |
| Smokes | 16258 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 13133 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 10125 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $626,176 of utility $33 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1358 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NiKoSS ☬ | 75% | 48 |
| #2 | TreasoN PcBuilders.cL | 66% | 109 |
| #3 | Sheng | 65% | 93 |
| #4 | AbarcaUC | 64% | 245 |
| #5 | n1z00 | 63% | 113 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #11 | SouL | 57% | 265 |
| #12 | frogzeRo | 56% | 57 |
| #13 | srg | 56% | 338 |
| #14 | mR' | 56% | 54 |
| #15 | Ricik ★ | 52% | 122 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KAMELOT | 19 | 0.0015 |
| #2 | AbarcaUC | 17 | 0.0030 |
| #3 | P4nChOx! | 9 | 0.0027 |
| #4 | NiKoSS ☬ | 8 | 0.0074 |
| #5 | srg | 6 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SouL | 1319 | 0.22 | 37 min |
| #2 | AbarcaUC | 786 | 0.14 | 14 min |
| #3 | srg | 662 | 0.09 | 13 min |
| #4 | KAMELOT | 518 | 0.04 | 14 min |
| #5 | Ricik ★ | 514 | 0.18 | 13 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NiKoSS ☬ | +4.20 | 78 | 69 |
| #2 | KAMELOT | +2.33 | 83 | 59 |
| #3 | Ricik ★ | +1.90 | 72 | 66 |
| #4 | AbarcaUC | +1.66 | 81 | 50 |
| #5 | frogzeRo | +1.36 | 79 | 73 |





