








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 110 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 180 matches | ||
| Premier | 123 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 25 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2655 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,318 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2155 | 19% |
| Smokes | 3287 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 2751 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 3125 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,345,831 of utility $185 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 151 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | SouL | 61% | 44 |
| #8 | KAMELOT | 61% | 255 |
| #9 | Ricik ★ | 58% | 45 |
| #10 | srg | 57% | 195 |
| #11 | Rarik!! | 54% | 124 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KAMELOT | 10 | 0.0018 |
| #2 | NiKoSS ☬ | 6 | 0.0108 |
| #3 | iCEWOLF فلسطين حرة | 4 | 0.0008 |
| #4 | srg | 2 | 0.0005 |
| #5 | Rarik!! | 2 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | iCEWOLF فلسطين حرة | 1259 | 0.24 | 35 min |
| #2 | srg | 388 | 0.09 | 8 min |
| #3 | SouL | 229 | 0.21 | 7 min |
| #4 | KAMELOT | 218 | 0.04 | 6 min |
| #5 | Ricik ★ | 200 | 0.20 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NiKoSS ☬ | +5.23 | 76 | 72 |
| #2 | KAMELOT | +2.76 | 82 | 59 |
| #3 | Ricik ★ | +2.22 | 73 | 65 |
| #4 | AbarcaUC | +1.45 | 73 | 48 |
| #5 | iCEWOLF فلسطين حرة | +1.30 | 72 | 79 |





