








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 901 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 442 matches | ||
| Premier | 152 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 51 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6405 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,707 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3071 | 14% |
| Smokes | 7045 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 7271 | 32% |
| Molotovs | 5320 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,763,963 of utility $126 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 62 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NiKoSS ☬ | 76% | 41 |
| #2 | n1z00 | 66% | 59 |
| #3 | TreasoN PcBuilders.cL | 64% | 69 |
| #4 | AbarcaUC | 63% | 160 |
| #5 | jAvice | 62% | 65 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | P4nChOx! | 58% | 108 |
| #9 | Rarik!! | 56% | 199 |
| #10 | srg | 56% | 338 |
| #11 | SouL | 56% | 261 |
| #12 | Ricik ★ | 50% | 134 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | iCEWOLF فلسطين حرة | 14 | 0.0011 |
| #2 | NiKoSS ☬ | 8 | 0.0083 |
| #3 | P4nChOx! | 7 | 0.0025 |
| #4 | srg | 6 | 0.0008 |
| #5 | SouL | 6 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | iCEWOLF فلسطين حرة | 2851 | 0.23 | 78 min |
| #2 | SouL | 1306 | 0.22 | 36 min |
| #3 | srg | 672 | 0.09 | 13 min |
| #4 | Ricik ★ | 565 | 0.18 | 14 min |
| #5 | AbarcaUC | 537 | 0.14 | 9 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NiKoSS ☬ | +4.36 | 80 | 71 |
| #2 | KAMELOT | +2.37 | 83 | 59 |
| #3 | Ricik ★ | +1.92 | 72 | 66 |
| #4 | AbarcaUC | +1.65 | 82 | 48 |
| #5 | iCEWOLF فلسطين حرة | +0.72 | 72 | 78 |





