








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 599 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 710 matches | ||
| Premier | 81 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 122 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8168 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 38,493 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9968 | 26% |
| Smokes | 11806 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 8235 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 8484 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,817,985 of utility $99 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 347 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Neko | 61% | 44 |
| #2 | SUiZO' | 61% | 44 |
| #3 | P4nChOx! | 59% | 91 |
| #4 | iCEWOLF فلسطين حرة | 57% | 265 |
| #5 | :3 | 57% | 53 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #12 | AbarcaUC | 53% | 121 |
| #13 | frivolo | 52% | 54 |
| #14 | Manfrek | 52% | 83 |
| #15 | Ricik ★ | 47% | 91 |
| #16 | cogu =) | 43% | 49 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | iCEWOLF فلسطين حرة | 9 | 0.0015 |
| #2 | Andy,j | 7 | 0.0036 |
| #3 | KAMELOT | 6 | 0.0010 |
| #4 | AbarcaUC | 5 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | P4nChOx! | 5 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | iCEWOLF فلسطين حرة | 1305 | 0.22 | 36 min |
| #2 | DjTotobal ^-^ | 539 | 0.30 | 14 min |
| #3 | cogu =) | 426 | 0.31 | 11 min |
| #4 | AbarcaUC | 409 | 0.13 | 8 min |
| #5 | Ricik ★ | 401 | 0.19 | 10 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | frivolo | +2.54 | 84 | 63 |
| #2 | KAMELOT | +1.92 | 82 | 59 |
| #3 | AbarcaUC | +1.68 | 84 | 50 |
| #4 | Ricik ★ | +1.65 | 71 | 68 |
| #5 | :3 | +1.53 | 81 | 75 |





