








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 585 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 282 matches | ||
| Faceit | 260 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Renown | 1 match | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 92 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




26 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5241 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,005 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4427 | 21% |
| Smokes | 8512 | 41% |
| HE Grenades | 4530 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 3536 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,230,702 of utility $90 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 106 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gavmania | 59% | 37 |
| #2 | JUNGE | 58% | 71 |
| #3 | wilks | 55% | 143 |
| #4 | Hybrid | 54% | 293 |
| #5 | DeadCell | 54% | 214 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | asdfasdqe12e | 53% | 285 |
| #7 | SuB~ | 52% | 46 |
| #8 | Spruce Willis | 51% | 480 |
| #9 | jonesYyyy | 50% | 341 |
| #10 | Gandofini | 49% | 437 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gandofini | 17 | 0.0018 |
| #2 | jonesYyyy | 12 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | Spruce Willis | 11 | 0.0011 |
| #4 | Hybrid | 10 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | DeadCell | 5 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hybrid | 1460 | 0.24 | 46 min |
| #2 | Gandofini | 1055 | 0.11 | 24 min |
| #3 | jonesYyyy | 623 | 0.09 | 16 min |
| #4 | DeadCell | 473 | 0.10 | 14 min |
| #5 | asdfasdqe12e | 404 | 0.07 | 11 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cheetah | +2.12 | 74 | 61 |
| #2 | Spruce Willis | +1.81 | 81 | 51 |
| #3 | SuB~ | +1.39 | 68 | 67 |
| #4 | DeadCell | +1.15 | 77 | 72 |
| #5 | Gavmania | -0.00 | 61 | 66 |





