








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 7 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 31 matches | ||
| Faceit | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 29 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1174 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,686 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1109 | 30% |
| Smokes | 1158 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 1106 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 313 | 8% |
Our logs show you have wasted $296,913 of utility $114 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 41 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | REEEEEEEEEE | 69% | 13 |
| #2 | gmflash | 67% | 9 |
| #3 | zmon | 67% | 18 |
| #4 | Alberto Stone | 63% | 19 |
| #5 | Jolly Roger | 52% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | boioioing | 2 | 0.0012 |
| #2 | cornz | 2 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | daddl9reN | 1 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | Jolly Roger | 1 | 0.0022 |
| #5 | Alberto Stone | 1 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | daddl9reN | 198 | 0.25 | 5 min |
| #2 | cornz | 121 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #3 | boioioing | 119 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #4 | INX9R | 110 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #5 | zmon | 90 | 0.22 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | boioioing | +2.23 | 82 | 67 |
| #2 | REEEEEEEEEE | +2.23 | 83 | 76 |
| #3 | DANCECOMMANDER2000 | +0.90 | 63 | 59 |
| #4 | boioioing | +0.85 | 67 | 71 |
| #5 | cornz | +0.77 | 69 | 68 |





