








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 24 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 216 matches | ||
| Faceit | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 34 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 62 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3667 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,551 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3965 | 29% |
| Smokes | 2543 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 4115 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 2928 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $893,803 of utility $114 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 33 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Alberto Stone | 58% | 79 |
| #2 | gmflash | 55% | 31 |
| #3 | cornz | 50% | 206 |
| #4 | REEEEEEEEEE | 49% | 133 |
| #5 | daddl9reN | 49% | 193 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | REEEEEEEEEE | 49% | 133 |
| #5 | daddl9reN | 49% | 193 |
| #6 | zmon | 48% | 138 |
| #7 | DANCECOMMANDER2000 | 47% | 78 |
| #8 | INX9R | 41% | 41 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | daddl9reN | 4 | 0.0010 |
| #2 | zmon | 4 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | cornz | 3 | 0.0007 |
| #4 | DANCECOMMANDER2000 | 2 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | Alberto Stone | 1 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | daddl9reN | 834 | 0.20 | 23 min |
| #2 | zmon | 691 | 0.24 | 21 min |
| #3 | REEEEEEEEEE | 546 | 0.19 | 14 min |
| #4 | cornz | 448 | 0.10 | 11 min |
| #5 | DANCECOMMANDER2000 | 169 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | REEEEEEEEEE | +1.24 | 81 | 69 |
| #2 | cornz | +0.45 | 70 | 66 |
| #3 | zmon | +0.21 | 48 | 84 |
| #4 | boioioing | +0.09 | 63 | 66 |
| #5 | DANCECOMMANDER2000 | +0.07 | 61 | 60 |





