








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 579 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 348 matches | ||
| Faceit | 136 matches | ||
| Wingman | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 41 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5485 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,167 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5348 | 23% |
| Smokes | 5859 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 6546 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 5414 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,684,174 of utility $127 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 95 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Alberto Stone | 56% | 135 |
| #2 | candle light dinner | 52% | 42 |
| #3 | zmon | 52% | 230 |
| #4 | INX9R | 50% | 32 |
| #5 | DANCECOMMANDER2000 | 50% | 54 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | boioioing | 50% | 206 |
| #7 | daddl9reN | 50% | 382 |
| #8 | REEEEEEEEEE | 49% | 288 |
| #9 | sebbau | 46% | 65 |
| #10 | gmflash | 45% | 71 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zmon | 7 | 0.0014 |
| #2 | daddl9reN | 6 | 0.0007 |
| #3 | boioioing | 4 | 0.0009 |
| #4 | REEEEEEEEEE | 3 | 0.0005 |
| #5 | Alberto Stone | 3 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | daddl9reN | 1542 | 0.19 | 42 min |
| #2 | zmon | 1189 | 0.24 | 39 min |
| #3 | REEEEEEEEEE | 1183 | 0.19 | 29 min |
| #4 | gmflash | 392 | 0.25 | 13 min |
| #5 | boioioing | 321 | 0.07 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | REEEEEEEEEE | +1.74 | 83 | 72 |
| #2 | zmon | +0.55 | 52 | 88 |
| #3 | cornz | +0.23 | 70 | 63 |
| #4 | gmflash | +0.22 | 54 | 86 |
| #5 | DANCECOMMANDER2000 | +0.20 | 62 | 58 |





