








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 175 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 255 matches | ||
| Faceit | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Renown | 3 matches | ||
| Esplay | 3 matches | 1,476 | |
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 28 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2487 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,254 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4523 | 34% |
| Smokes | 3993 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 1371 | 10% |
| Molotovs | 3367 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,149,611 of utility $134 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 490 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | MyringZ блять | 41% | 22 |
| #11 | Fornes | 40% | 30 |
| #12 | running | 38% | 29 |
| #13 | Biri | 37% | 27 |
| #14 | Trypticon | 32% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mIKAELP | 3 | 0.0018 |
| #2 | parow | 3 | 0.0028 |
| #3 | Trypticon | 3 | 0.0055 |
| #4 | wicked | 2 | 0.0019 |
| #5 | Daniii | 2 | 0.0029 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mIKAELP | 451 | 0.27 | 12 min |
| #2 | almas187 | 381 | 0.16 | 10 min |
| #3 | ZeRostyle! | 347 | 0.15 | 10 min |
| #4 | ♛ hiM^ | 171 | 0.18 | 5 min |
| #5 | Daniii | 168 | 0.24 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mIKAELP | +3.80 | 60 | 76 |
| #2 | running | +3.68 | 69 | 68 |
| #3 | parow | +2.77 | 70 | 70 |
| #4 | HIland | +2.34 | 80 | 73 |
| #5 | ZeRostyle! | +0.96 | 67 | 73 |





