








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 598 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 663 matches | ||
| Faceit | 85 matches | ||
| Esplay | 12 matches | 1,664 | |
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Renown | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 50 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




29 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8200 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 34,962 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 11793 | 34% |
| Smokes | 10242 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 5578 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 7349 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,259,876 of utility $119 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 449 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | mike | 48% | 201 |
| #9 | tÔtt :þ | 48% | 111 |
| #10 | Fornes | 43% | 58 |
| #11 | running | 42% | 50 |
| #12 | Biri | 40% | 57 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ZeRostyle! | 413 | 0.16 | 12 min |
| #2 | Taake | 343 | 0.14 | 7 min |
| #3 | Fornes | 279 | 0.22 | 8 min |
| #4 | veslebrun | 252 | 0.05 | 7 min |
| #5 | wicked | 239 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | running | +2.79 | 66 | 64 |
| #2 | mike | +1.73 | 63 | 54 |
| #3 | DIXIE NORMOUS | +1.09 | 63 | 61 |
| #4 | ZeRostyle! | +0.64 | 67 | 75 |
| #5 | almas187 | +0.61 | 77 | 70 |





