








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 168 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 118 matches | ||
| Premier | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 43 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4166 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,939 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2671 | 24% |
| Smokes | 3698 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 1910 | 17% |
| Molotovs | 2660 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $983,855 of utility $141 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 44 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | T-Bone | 49% | 97 |
| #10 | Fissefred er her | 49% | 79 |
| #11 | Swaghetti Yolonese | 45% | 82 |
| #12 | Drkwn | 43% | 30 |
| #13 | i-CeQb3^ | 33% | 18 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cYung | 10 | 0.0016 |
| #2 | Maknum | 2 | 0.0005 |
| #3 | Pomfritten / KB18 | 2 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | Panda | 1 | 0.0005 |
| #5 | Drkwn | 1 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cYung | 1220 | 0.19 | 33 min |
| #2 | Maknum | 334 | 0.09 | 8 min |
| #3 | Pomfritten / KB18 | 303 | 0.22 | 10 min |
| #4 | T-Bone | 203 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #5 | Zewex | 183 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kexien | +3.04 | 73 | 57 |
| #2 | Maknum | +2.34 | 85 | 66 |
| #3 | nikobellic | +0.32 | 80 | 74 |
| #4 | T-Bone | +0.26 | 60 | 67 |
| #5 | Tobs | -0.25 | 54 | 72 |





