








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 183 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 67 matches | ||
| Faceit | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2550 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,081 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1902 | 27% |
| Smokes | 1963 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 2073 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 1143 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $728,321 of utility $155 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 155 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | T-Bone | 48% | 40 |
| #8 | Swaghetti Yolonese | 47% | 58 |
| #9 | Pomfritten / KB18 | 44% | 27 |
| #10 | nikobellic | 40% | 15 |
| #11 | Drkwn | 32% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cYung | 6 | 0.0015 |
| #2 | Kexien | 3 | 0.0008 |
| #3 | Panda | 1 | 0.0008 |
| #4 | Pomfritten / KB18 | 1 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cYung | 790 | 0.20 | 22 min |
| #2 | Kexien | 570 | 0.15 | 13 min |
| #3 | Zewex | 141 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #4 | Pomfritten / KB18 | 129 | 0.21 | 4 min |
| #5 | Fissefred er her | 93 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kexien | +2.58 | 72 | 58 |
| #2 | Maknum | +2.33 | 85 | 65 |
| #3 | T-Bone | +0.09 | 54 | 69 |
| #4 | nikobellic | -0.35 | 79 | 70 |
| #5 | cYung | -0.58 | 51 | 72 |





