








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 550 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 295 matches | ||
| Faceit | 20 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 51 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2170 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,627 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2434 | 19% |
| Smokes | 3509 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 3849 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 2835 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,389,569 of utility $184 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 80 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ILIAS * Coca-Cola® | 55% | 58 |
| #2 | Susihac | 52% | 23 |
| #3 | McLiima | 48% | 95 |
| #4 | Pinku | 47% | 223 |
| #5 | frstrm | 46% | 69 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Flamee | 45% | 273 |
| #7 | eskimo | 44% | 280 |
| #8 | tommo | 42% | 215 |
| #9 | Muffe | 40% | 45 |
| #10 | Sonight | 36% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Flamee | 11 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | McLiima | 4 | 0.0020 |
| #3 | Pinku | 3 | 0.0006 |
| #4 | tommo | 3 | 0.0006 |
| #5 | frstrm | 3 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Flamee | 668 | 0.12 | 17 min |
| #2 | eskimo | 645 | 0.11 | 16 min |
| #3 | tommo | 356 | 0.08 | 10 min |
| #4 | Pinku | 355 | 0.07 | 11 min |
| #5 | Muffe | 235 | 0.25 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ILIAS * Coca-Cola® | +3.51 | 67 | 72 |
| #2 | Pinku | +2.37 | 63 | 78 |
| #3 | Flamee | +1.17 | 58 | 67 |
| #4 | Muffe | +0.25 | 71 | 82 |
| #5 | McLiima | -0.00 | 47 | 64 |





