








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1539 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 471 matches | ||
| Faceit | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 109 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6331 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,811 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6122 | 29% |
| Smokes | 5657 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 4476 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 4556 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,600,647 of utility $213 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 578 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | ✠ Uwe ist auch dabei ✠ | 49% | 334 |
| #5 | Udo | 48% | 159 |
| #6 | Testament78 | 48% | 339 |
| #7 | Яotari | 47% | 271 |
| #8 | exe | 47% | 45 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✠ Uwe ist auch dabei ✠ | 14 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | Testament78 | 9 | 0.0012 |
| #3 | Яotari | 5 | 0.0009 |
| #4 | Udo | 5 | 0.0015 |
| #5 | Fibus | 3 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Testament78 | 920 | 0.13 | 24 min |
| #2 | ✠ Uwe ist auch dabei ✠ | 597 | 0.08 | 16 min |
| #3 | Яotari | 351 | 0.06 | 12 min |
| #4 | Udo | 285 | 0.08 | 9 min |
| #5 | f1Ne' | 84 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | exe | +1.69 | 61 | 74 |
| #2 | Fibus | +1.34 | 63 | 58 |
| #3 | Яotari | +1.27 | 72 | 57 |
| #4 | f1Ne' | +1.17 | 55 | 55 |
| #5 | raveN` | +0.71 | 72 | 68 |





