








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 175 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 71 matches | ||
| Premier | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2527 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,591 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2913 | 28% |
| Smokes | 2061 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 3019 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 2598 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,137,638 of utility $175 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 22 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Balletask | 61% | 61 |
| #2 | CharLees | 61% | 99 |
| #3 | Bert | 57% | 40 |
| #4 | Mug1wara | 56% | 204 |
| #5 | kielle | 54% | 283 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ¡Adios! vaand4L | 11 | 0.0054 |
| #2 | kielle | 3 | 0.0005 |
| #3 | Capybara// | 2 | 0.0011 |
| #4 | edde | 2 | 0.0011 |
| #5 | Mug1wara | 1 | 0.0002 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kielle | 964 | 0.17 | 28 min |
| #2 | Mug1wara | 686 | 0.16 | 18 min |
| #3 | ¡Adios! vaand4L | 368 | 0.18 | 11 min |
| #4 | edde | 268 | 0.14 | 8 min |
| #5 | CharLees | 228 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mug1wara | +3.23 | 86 | 73 |
| #2 | edde | +1.61 | 80 | 74 |
| #3 | kielle | +0.95 | 61 | 72 |
| #4 | CharLees | +0.73 | 78 | 60 |
| #5 | Bert | +0.17 | 72 | 64 |





