








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 583 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 267 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 66 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3432 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,486 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5658 | 32% |
| Smokes | 5742 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 2453 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 3633 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,464,271 of utility $147 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 86 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CharLees | 68% | 41 |
| #2 | Lyxarn | 68% | 25 |
| #3 | GamerSofie | 65% | 26 |
| #4 | Hallo? | 56% | 34 |
| #5 | Bert | 54% | 46 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kielle | 747 | 0.16 | 21 min |
| #2 | heedan~ | 613 | 0.27 | 19 min |
| #3 | Mug1wara | 407 | 0.15 | 12 min |
| #4 | ¡Adios! vaand4L | 323 | 0.19 | 10 min |
| #5 | Svarthumor | 271 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GamerSofie | +4.36 | 87 | 77 |
| #2 | Hallo? | +4.26 | 76 | 67 |
| #3 | Mug1wara | +3.84 | 88 | 71 |
| #4 | heedan~ | +2.73 | 72 | 78 |
| #5 | CharLees | +1.85 | 82 | 58 |





