








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 562 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 243 matches | ||
| Faceit | 76 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 21 matches | ||
| Wingman | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 50 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6484 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 26,671 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7333 | 27% |
| Smokes | 7412 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 5580 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 6346 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,894,660 of utility $132 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 171 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | CharLees | 63% | 123 |
| #2 | Bert | 59% | 113 |
| #3 | edde | 59% | 117 |
| #4 | Mug1wara | 58% | 370 |
| #5 | Svarthumor | 54% | 283 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ¡Adios! vaand4L | 20 | 0.0045 |
| #2 | Mug1wara | 13 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | Svarthumor | 6 | 0.0010 |
| #4 | Capybara// | 5 | 0.0010 |
| #5 | edde | 4 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mug1wara | 1198 | 0.16 | 32 min |
| #2 | ¡Adios! vaand4L | 836 | 0.19 | 26 min |
| #3 | Svarthumor | 738 | 0.13 | 15 min |
| #4 | Capybara// | 566 | 0.12 | 13 min |
| #5 | Bert | 475 | 0.20 | 14 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Mug1wara | +3.37 | 86 | 72 |
| #2 | edde | +1.64 | 79 | 73 |
| #3 | Bert | +1.58 | 77 | 62 |
| #4 | kielle | +1.25 | 66 | 70 |
| #5 | CharLees | +1.21 | 79 | 60 |





