








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 441 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 319 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 167 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 145 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 98 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 78 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 75 matches | ||
| Premier | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Renown | 1 match | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 94 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




116 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7936 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 29,875 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6614 | 22% |
| Smokes | 9691 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 5847 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 7723 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,650,731 of utility $131 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2264 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Eay- | 2089 | 0.26 | 52 min |
| #2 | UnK | 1610 | 0.17 | 43 min |
| #3 | AlienJ | 744 | 0.18 | 17 min |
| #4 | peterWZ | 664 | 0.18 | 18 min |
| #5 | Khep | 415 | 0.10 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | UnK | +4.53 | 86 | 72 |
| #2 | stavie/10/ | +3.10 | 84 | 68 |
| #3 | Eay- | +2.78 | 87 | 69 |
| #4 | Neo-reload[tp | +1.73 | 83 | 63 |
| #5 | peterWZ | +1.56 | 71 | 75 |





