








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 297 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 354 matches | ||
| Faceit | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Renown | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 69 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3980 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,720 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4387 | 19% |
| Smokes | 7092 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 5878 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 5363 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,026,837 of utility $97 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 73 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | foqie ツ | 11 | 0.0013 |
| #2 | ツ Escaper ⛟ | 6 | 0.0017 |
| #3 | KaffeRast | 5 | 0.0007 |
| #4 | kURT | 4 | 0.0008 |
| #5 | Fryfry | 4 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KaffeRast | 1246 | 0.18 | 35 min |
| #2 | foqie ツ | 545 | 0.07 | 14 min |
| #3 | Fryfry | 411 | 0.15 | 12 min |
| #4 | ツ Escaper ⛟ | 367 | 0.11 | 12 min |
| #5 | Bausef | 261 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fryfry | +2.16 | 72 | 79 |
| #2 | kURT | +1.64 | 70 | 63 |
| #3 | KaffeRast | +1.17 | 75 | 73 |
| #4 | Bausef | +0.74 | 58 | 69 |
| #5 | foqie ツ | +0.60 | 72 | 63 |





