








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 512 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 379 matches | ||
| Faceit | 90 matches | ||
| Renown | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 50 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6554 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 30,396 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7448 | 25% |
| Smokes | 9140 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 6695 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 7113 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,159,804 of utility $84 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 18 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | foqie ツ | 13 | 0.0014 |
| #2 | Ack3 | 10 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | kURT | 6 | 0.0008 |
| #4 | ツ Escaper ⛟ | 6 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | Bausef | 5 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Fryfry | 709 | 0.16 | 19 min |
| #2 | foqie ツ | 627 | 0.07 | 17 min |
| #3 | ツ Escaper ⛟ | 489 | 0.10 | 16 min |
| #4 | Ack3 | 480 | 0.07 | 13 min |
| #5 | Bausef | 460 | 0.10 | 11 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | kURT | +1.47 | 69 | 63 |
| #2 | Fryfry | +1.29 | 72 | 77 |
| #3 | KaffeRast | +1.07 | 76 | 71 |
| #4 | foqie ツ | +0.83 | 72 | 63 |
| #5 | Bausef | +0.44 | 55 | 68 |





