








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 461 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 102 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 38 matches | ||
| Premier | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 17 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4362 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,056 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4145 | 46% |
| Smokes | 1850 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 1746 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 1315 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,375,257 of utility $162 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 445 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | t0st0 | 57% | 65 |
| #2 | Pan1c -iwnl- | 56% | 95 |
| #3 | ABU | 56% | 45 |
| #4 | GARY | 50% | 123 |
| #5 | chief | 49% | 129 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GARY | 9 | 0.0035 |
| #2 | Pan1c -iwnl- | 6 | 0.0032 |
| #3 | DirtyDan0991 | 5 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | t0st0 | 5 | 0.0039 |
| #5 | Soviet_Bandit | 4 | 0.0039 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GARY | 401 | 0.16 | 11 min |
| #2 | chief | 326 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| #3 | Pan1c -iwnl- | 191 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #4 | DirtyDan0991 | 161 | 0.05 | 5 min |
| #5 | t0st0 | 126 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | t0st0 | +3.75 | 58 | 59 |
| #2 | Chansey | +2.21 | 85 | 62 |
| #3 | Pan1c -iwnl- | +1.83 | 72 | 48 |
| #4 | GARY | +1.72 | 83 | 69 |
| #5 | chief | +1.72 | 83 | 54 |





