








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 134 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 349 matches | ||
| Faceit | 50 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 49 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5456 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,844 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4742 | 34% |
| Smokes | 3033 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 3612 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 2457 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,830,831 of utility $164 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 204 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | t0st0 | 58% | 33 |
| #2 | Pan1c -iwnl- | 56% | 73 |
| #3 | GARY | 51% | 308 |
| #4 | Chansey | 49% | 129 |
| #5 | DirtyDan0991 | 39% | 46 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | t0st0 | 58% | 33 |
| #2 | Pan1c -iwnl- | 56% | 73 |
| #3 | GARY | 51% | 308 |
| #4 | Chansey | 49% | 129 |
| #5 | DirtyDan0991 | 39% | 46 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GARY | 14 | 0.0021 |
| #2 | Chansey | 4 | 0.0015 |
| #3 | Pan1c -iwnl- | 1 | 0.0007 |
| #4 | t0st0 | 1 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GARY | 997 | 0.15 | 26 min |
| #2 | Chansey | 349 | 0.13 | 13 min |
| #3 | Pan1c -iwnl- | 97 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #4 | t0st0 | 65 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #5 | DirtyDan0991 | 44 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | t0st0 | +2.27 | 50 | 60 |
| #2 | chief | +0.56 | 80 | 58 |
| #3 | GARY | +0.43 | 79 | 69 |
| #4 | Pan1c -iwnl- | -0.24 | 69 | 50 |
| #5 | Chansey | -0.67 | 81 | 64 |





