








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 68 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 347 matches | ||
| Faceit | 216 matches | ||
| Wingman | 76 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




57 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9103 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,209 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5973 | 28% |
| Smokes | 5911 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 4563 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 4762 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,613,621 of utility $170 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1341 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Grinmore | 65% | 65 |
| #2 | 6Foot6Mafia | 53% | 125 |
| #3 | Hybr13 | 52% | 251 |
| #4 | we officially bussin | 52% | 91 |
| #5 | slimmote | 47% | 94 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | 6Foot6Mafia | 53% | 125 |
| #3 | Hybr13 | 52% | 251 |
| #4 | we officially bussin | 52% | 91 |
| #5 | slimmote | 47% | 94 |
| #6 | TheOneAnd0nly™ | 45% | 100 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hybr13 | 12 | 0.0022 |
| #2 | we officially bussin | 9 | 0.0046 |
| #3 | slimmote | 6 | 0.0030 |
| #4 | 6Foot6Mafia | 5 | 0.0018 |
| #5 | TheOneAnd0nly™ | 3 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hybr13 | 1052 | 0.19 | 28 min |
| #2 | 6Foot6Mafia | 552 | 0.20 | 15 min |
| #3 | we officially bussin | 275 | 0.14 | 7 min |
| #4 | Grinmore | 217 | 0.16 | 6 min |
| #5 | slimmote | 178 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Agent K77 | +1.67 | 79 | 59 |
| #2 | Grinmore | +1.36 | 71 | 65 |
| #3 | we officially bussin | +1.06 | 79 | 55 |
| #4 | 6Foot6Mafia | -0.21 | 68 | 71 |
| #5 | Hybr13 | -0.60 | 50 | 64 |





