








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1455 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 242 matches | ||
| Faceit | 65 matches | ||
| Wingman | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 33 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5796 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,431 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3409 | 27% |
| Smokes | 2789 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 3223 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 3010 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,555,926 of utility $169 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 496 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | j-iwnl- | 55% | 53 |
| #7 | Ninja ♥ | 54% | 24 |
| #8 | xpERIENCE | 42% | 38 |
| #9 | Mustang | 41% | 44 |
| #10 | hipposaver | 36% | 25 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | j-iwnl- | 3 | 0.0027 |
| #2 | ZEECK | 2 | 0.0028 |
| #3 | Maz | 1 | 0.0004 |
| #4 | Stile°スタイル | 1 | 0.0007 |
| #5 | Mustang | 1 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Maz | 463 | 0.18 | 12 min |
| #2 | j-iwnl- | 231 | 0.21 | 6 min |
| #3 | Stile°スタイル | 197 | 0.14 | 5 min |
| #4 | xpERIENCE | 187 | 0.20 | 5 min |
| #5 | Mustang | 160 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | skp | +3.19 | 87 | 64 |
| #2 | j-iwnl- | +2.79 | 83 | 62 |
| #3 | Mustang | +0.88 | 72 | 74 |
| #4 | Maz | +0.62 | 76 | 62 |
| #5 | xpERIENCE | +0.11 | 75 | 66 |





