








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 59 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 28 matches | ||
| Faceit | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1215 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,916 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 991 | 34% |
| Smokes | 876 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 593 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 456 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $303,722 of utility $126 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 240 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jEPJッ | 75% | 8 |
| #2 | Entryy | 71% | 7 |
| #3 | ✪ Cal | 67% | 9 |
| #4 | jai | 64% | 33 |
| #5 | Gonzo | 57% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #10 | Floody | 50% | 22 |
| #11 | Holmesyyy ☯ | 47% | 15 |
| #12 | ✌︎ LD | 46% | 13 |
| #13 | Danny | 43% | 14 |
| #14 | maayz | 22% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jai | 4 | 0.0062 |
| #2 | ReleNtless1g | 4 | 0.0095 |
| #3 | Floody | 3 | 0.0068 |
| #4 | maayz | 3 | 0.0184 |
| #5 | Danny | 2 | 0.0076 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ReleNtless1g | 111 | 0.26 | 3 min |
| #2 | azure | 99 | 0.24 | 2 min |
| #3 | jai | 76 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #4 | Danny | 63 | 0.24 | 2 min |
| #5 | ✌︎ LD | 46 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Entryy | +4.38 | 92 | 67 |
| #2 | jEPJッ | +3.25 | 84 | 40 |
| #3 | ReleNtless1g | +2.70 | 87 | 80 |
| #4 | Danny | +2.68 | 91 | 70 |
| #5 | ✌︎ LD | +2.14 | 71 | 57 |





