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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 848 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 385 matches | ||
| Faceit | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 37 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




30 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4782 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16,781 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5414 | 32% |
| Smokes | 5488 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 4915 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 964 | 6% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,512,810 of utility $130 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 27 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fur1 | 57% | 135 |
| #2 | NIKEN | 56% | 140 |
| #3 | magic | 53% | 199 |
| #4 | j0fa | 53% | 163 |
| #5 | 🐦 beather | 52% | 50 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Hiroshima | 52% | 163 |
| #7 | 🏅Blooder | 45% | 40 |
| #8 | PHENOM_pew_pew | 44% | 94 |
| #9 | SNEKO' | 39% | 36 |
| #10 | MoOnTy | 39% | 70 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | magic | 22 | 0.0054 |
| #2 | MoOnTy | 9 | 0.0059 |
| #3 | fur1 | 8 | 0.0029 |
| #4 | Hiroshima | 5 | 0.0015 |
| #5 | NIKEN | 3 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | magic | 679 | 0.17 | 21 min |
| #2 | j0fa | 562 | 0.17 | 15 min |
| #3 | NIKEN | 277 | 0.10 | 9 min |
| #4 | MoOnTy | 273 | 0.18 | 8 min |
| #5 | PHENOM_pew_pew | 235 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fur1 | +2.39 | 74 | 57 |
| #2 | MoOnTy | +2.17 | 74 | 78 |
| #3 | magic | +1.76 | 67 | 71 |
| #4 | SNEKO' | +1.01 | 46 | 72 |
| #5 | 🐦 beather | +0.67 | 72 | 60 |





