








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 606 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 106 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1865 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,663 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2501 | 33% |
| Smokes | 2133 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 2163 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 866 | 11% |
Our logs show you have wasted $458,411 of utility $109 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 94 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | j0fa | 68% | 34 |
| #2 | NIKEN | 64% | 50 |
| #3 | fur1 | 54% | 57 |
| #4 | JeffowOw | 53% | 199 |
| #5 | PHENOM_pew_pew | 53% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | fur1 | 54% | 57 |
| #4 | JeffowOw | 53% | 199 |
| #5 | PHENOM_pew_pew | 53% | 17 |
| #6 | Hiroshima | 48% | 54 |
| #7 | 🏅Blooder | 47% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JeffowOw | 8 | 0.0020 |
| #2 | fur1 | 5 | 0.0045 |
| #3 | Hiroshima | 2 | 0.0019 |
| #4 | j0fa | 1 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | 🏅Blooder | 1 | 0.0033 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JeffowOw | 348 | 0.09 | 10 min |
| #2 | j0fa | 126 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| #3 | NIKEN | 82 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #4 | fur1 | 75 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #5 | PHENOM_pew_pew | 46 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fur1 | +2.09 | 70 | 60 |
| #2 | magic | +1.76 | 67 | 71 |
| #3 | j0fa | +0.86 | 80 | 75 |
| #4 | JeffowOw | +0.33 | 41 | 67 |
| #5 | NIKEN | -0.25 | 82 | 68 |





