








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 6 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 17 matches | ||
| Premier | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
794 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,883 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1386 | 48% |
| Smokes | 609 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 265 | 9% |
| Molotovs | 623 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $146,469 of utility $87 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jupi | 67% | 15 |
| #2 | Olber | 60% | 5 |
| #3 | RaineVeltti | 55% | 29 |
| #4 | COOKIE =]]]]] | 50% | 28 |
| #5 | arodel | 47% | 15 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jupi | 3 | 0.0097 |
| #2 | Noukkari | 2 | 0.0028 |
| #3 | RaineVeltti | 2 | 0.0036 |
| #4 | Ari | 1 | 0.0015 |
| #5 | COOKIE =]]]]] | 1 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | COOKIE =]]]]] | 108 | 0.20 | 3 min |
| #2 | Noukkari | 64 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #3 | Laibba | 62 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #4 | Napakymppi-Kaitsu | 37 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #5 | arodel | 32 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jupi | +3.18 | 61 | 51 |
| #2 | COOKIE =]]]]] | +3.16 | 76 | 73 |
| #3 | Olber | +2.40 | 48 | 76 |
| #4 | kallu havumäki | +1.22 | 82 | 69 |
| #5 | 𝖗𝖚𝖘𝖕𝖇 | +0.71 | 58 | 66 |





