








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1526 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 876 matches | ||
| Faceit | 86 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 82 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 32 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




34 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
14306 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 39,576 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9401 | 24% |
| Smokes | 10865 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 8586 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 10724 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,689,464 of utility $144 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 838 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lynx ❤ | 58% | 77 |
| #2 | NubsiePie | 56% | 139 |
| #3 | rillaz | 46% | 65 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lynx ❤ | 58% | 77 |
| #2 | NubsiePie | 56% | 139 |
| #3 | rillaz | 46% | 65 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lynx ❤ | 4 | 0.0026 |
| #2 | NubsiePie | 2 | 0.0007 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NubsiePie | 630 | 0.22 | 18 min |
| #2 | rillaz | 257 | 0.18 | 6 min |
| #3 | Lynx ❤ | 201 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | I3J0RN | +0.97 | 74 | 66 |
| #2 | NubsiePie | +0.80 | 83 | 62 |
| #3 | rillaz | -0.09 | 65 | 72 |
| #4 | Lynx ❤ | -1.69 | 47 | 72 |





