








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 806 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 348 matches | ||
| Faceit | 219 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 114 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 99 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6814 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 26,406 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4964 | 19% |
| Smokes | 4809 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 9307 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 7326 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,875,581 of utility $193 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 556 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BlindMan-_x | 68% | 63 |
| #2 | rillaz | 61% | 76 |
| #3 | marsh | 58% | 52 |
| #4 | Symbiotic Ace | 57% | 124 |
| #5 | hodA | 54% | 69 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Just1ceBeav3r | 1297 | 0.20 | 31 min |
| #2 | Jam-37 | 529 | 0.10 | 12 min |
| #3 | rillaz | 274 | 0.19 | 6 min |
| #4 | hodA | 230 | 0.17 | 6 min |
| #5 | BlindMan-_x | 211 | 0.17 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hodA | +6.88 | 92 | 72 |
| #2 | BlindMan-_x | +4.70 | 70 | 76 |
| #3 | Jam-37 | +3.96 | 67 | 62 |
| #4 | marsh | +1.93 | 69 | 63 |
| #5 | rillaz | +1.82 | 68 | 67 |





