








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 23 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 68 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1391 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,391 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2458 | 38% |
| Smokes | 1936 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 682 | 11% |
| Molotovs | 1315 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $202,823 of utility $73 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 72 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | JoeRandy.com | 51% | 84 |
| #4 | Rizzen | 44% | 16 |
| #5 | scrads | 39% | 31 |
| #6 | Snafu | 33% | 18 |
| #7 | n0vee @ x.com/n0veeCS | 18% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JoeRandy.com | 3 | 0.0016 |
| #2 | Rizzen | 2 | 0.0062 |
| #3 | Snafu | 1 | 0.0029 |
| #4 | n0vee @ x.com/n0veeCS | 1 | 0.0043 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DillyLingus | +2.05 | 65 | 77 |
| #2 | SuPeRMaN | +0.74 | 37 | 73 |
| #3 | n0vee @ x.com/n0veeCS | +0.10 | 50 | 57 |
| #4 | JoeRandy.com | -0.44 | 52 | 60 |
| #5 | Rizzen | -0.97 | 47 | 45 |





