








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1319 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 718 matches | ||
| Faceit | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 88 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




28 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6283 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 35,491 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 12682 | 36% |
| Smokes | 6527 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 11596 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 4686 | 13% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,464,461 of utility $85 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 917 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DillyLingus | 54% | 61 |
| #2 | JoeRandy.com | 51% | 287 |
| #3 | booooooooooooo | 42% | 52 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DillyLingus | 54% | 61 |
| #2 | JoeRandy.com | 51% | 287 |
| #3 | booooooooooooo | 42% | 52 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JoeRandy.com | 16 | 0.0026 |
| #2 | DillyLingus | 2 | 0.0015 |
| #3 | booooooooooooo | 1 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JoeRandy.com | 636 | 0.10 | 16 min |
| #2 | DillyLingus | 274 | 0.21 | 8 min |
| #3 | booooooooooooo | 61 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DillyLingus | +2.23 | 66 | 77 |
| #2 | JoeRandy.com | +0.08 | 53 | 62 |
| #3 | SuPeRMaN | +0.02 | 37 | 71 |
| #4 | booooooooooooo | -4.07 | 36 | 46 |





