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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 157 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 20 matches | ||
| Premier | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 38 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1236 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,828 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1008 | 17% |
| Smokes | 1356 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 1735 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 1729 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $902,385 of utility $244 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 256 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dunken | 6 | 0.0059 |
| #2 | Maren | 4 | 0.0043 |
| #3 | Munken | 4 | 0.0047 |
| #4 | Kakan ツ | 3 | 0.0022 |
| #5 | sexBengt | 2 | 0.0030 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dunken | +8.10 | 77 | 42 |
| #2 | Munken | +6.99 | 91 | 52 |
| #3 | Dapper Duck | +5.82 | 75 | 48 |
| #4 | Maren | +5.20 | 71 | 38 |
| #5 | ☕Brothaz2 | +1.99 | 54 | 62 |





