








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 324 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 189 matches | ||
| Wingman | 67 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 49 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3276 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,790 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 489 | 6% |
| Smokes | 1692 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 3495 | 45% |
| Molotovs | 2114 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,900,146 of utility $224 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1166 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | uGGla | 74% | 27 |
| #2 | OTM | 71% | 49 |
| #3 | Kalmarnäs kanonen | 71% | 24 |
| #4 | CaRpDiEm | 69% | 29 |
| #5 | boboulder101 | 61% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | Mumsitronix | 54% | 39 |
| #9 | Munken | 51% | 135 |
| #10 | Zunken | 48% | 42 |
| #11 | Anakin | 44% | 36 |
| #12 | Smirre <3 | 38% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dunken | 24 | 0.0045 |
| #2 | Munken | 8 | 0.0030 |
| #3 | Anakin | 6 | 0.0084 |
| #4 | CaRpDiEm | 6 | 0.0099 |
| #5 | sexBengt | 3 | 0.0057 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dunken | 402 | 0.08 | 8 min |
| #2 | Munken | 358 | 0.14 | 8 min |
| #3 | Zunken | 142 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #4 | Smirre <3 | 81 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #5 | Anakin | 61 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kalmarnäs kanonen | +5.78 | 89 | 41 |
| #2 | Dunken | +3.51 | 76 | 45 |
| #3 | CaRpDiEm | +1.87 | 62 | 59 |
| #4 | Maren | +0.82 | 62 | 34 |
| #5 | Munken | +0.81 | 82 | 61 |





