








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 941 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 195 matches | ||
| Faceit | 55 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 62 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




38 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6116 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 25,250 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9812 | 39% |
| Smokes | 6640 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 3298 | 13% |
| Molotovs | 5500 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,425,627 of utility $185 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1037 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | brnsn | 13 | 0.0026 |
| #2 | ridox | 13 | 0.0037 |
| #3 | L{eGe}nd | 7 | 0.0032 |
| #4 | ✪ Xkaso^_- ★ | 6 | 0.0023 |
| #5 | ExiDeFPS | 5 | 0.0038 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | L{eGe}nd | 629 | 0.28 | 20 min |
| #2 | ridox | 516 | 0.14 | 16 min |
| #3 | Perplex | 511 | 0.23 | 12 min |
| #4 | brnsn | 497 | 0.10 | 13 min |
| #5 | mawieee ♿ | 493 | 0.25 | 14 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Perplex | +3.10 | 79 | 67 |
| #2 | L{eGe}nd | +2.92 | 86 | 79 |
| #3 | CONFUSEN -gAiNz- | +2.57 | 74 | 57 |
| #4 | .. n0stra | +2.45 | 91 | 61 |
| #5 | momo | +1.92 | 70 | 75 |





