








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 705 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 270 matches | ||
| Faceit | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 46 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 33 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5402 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,550 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6247 | 32% |
| Smokes | 6085 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 5371 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1847 | 9% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,021,779 of utility $85 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 25 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | D0Niii | 69% | 39 |
| #2 | gozu | 57% | 35 |
| #3 | FkBaus | 54% | 149 |
| #4 | agonizeD | 53% | 57 |
| #5 | ph17 | 52% | 60 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | h0lly ' | 25 | 0.0047 |
| #2 | FkBaus | 9 | 0.0030 |
| #3 | dead! | 4 | 0.0015 |
| #4 | CruZ | 4 | 0.0024 |
| #5 | D0Niii | 4 | 0.0046 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chross | 403 | 0.17 | 10 min |
| #2 | h0lly ' | 312 | 0.06 | 7 min |
| #3 | CruZ | 308 | 0.19 | 8 min |
| #4 | FkBaus | 249 | 0.08 | 6 min |
| #5 | dead! | 193 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gozu | +4.01 | 89 | 55 |
| #2 | Gigelicious | +1.62 | 72 | 61 |
| #3 | FkBaus | +1.38 | 75 | 64 |
| #4 | draqe | +1.16 | 82 | 72 |
| #5 | dead! | +1.14 | 54 | 64 |





