








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 397 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 404 matches | ||
| Faceit | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




53 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7530 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,803 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5165 | 24% |
| Smokes | 6482 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 6173 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 3983 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,940,226 of utility $140 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1086 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Apfel_mit_Birne | 57% | 76 |
| #2 | Gigelicious | 54% | 149 |
| #3 | h0lly ' | 53% | 136 |
| #4 | powerseN | 52% | 79 |
| #5 | agonizeD | 50% | 60 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | h0lly ' | 53% | 136 |
| #4 | powerseN | 52% | 79 |
| #5 | agonizeD | 50% | 60 |
| #6 | Chross | 49% | 112 |
| #7 | BEN | 44% | 41 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | h0lly ' | 5 | 0.0018 |
| #2 | Gigelicious | 4 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | Chross | 4 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | agonizeD | 4 | 0.0035 |
| #5 | powerseN | 1 | 0.0006 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gigelicious | 634 | 0.21 | 15 min |
| #2 | powerseN | 520 | 0.30 | 17 min |
| #3 | Chross | 396 | 0.18 | 9 min |
| #4 | Apfel_mit_Birne | 206 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #5 | agonizeD | 189 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | powerseN | +2.95 | 73 | 87 |
| #2 | Gigelicious | +1.37 | 72 | 64 |
| #3 | FkBaus | +1.29 | 77 | 63 |
| #4 | BEN | +1.25 | 44 | 66 |
| #5 | agonizeD | +0.06 | 73 | 63 |





