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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 799 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 291 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 159 matches | ||
| Faceit | 75 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 31 matches | ||
| Wingman | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 23 different maps





Our logs show 102 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




30 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8274 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 34,020 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 10813 | 32% |
| Smokes | 8693 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 7404 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 7110 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,012,529 of utility $133 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2041 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ofarlig | 73% | 63 |
| #2 | micke | 60% | 88 |
| #3 | *420 biceps | 60% | 526 |
| #4 | -pokerface | 59% | 222 |
| #5 | henks | 58% | 157 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | *420 biceps | 1487 | 0.14 | 41 min |
| #2 | HALOJ | 1356 | 0.14 | 41 min |
| #3 | hankan | 882 | 0.22 | 20 min |
| #4 | -pokerface | 724 | 0.16 | 20 min |
| #5 | Bodd Jonar | 625 | 0.22 | 17 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bodd Jonar | +2.74 | 66 | 75 |
| #2 | henks | +1.69 | 72 | 24 |
| #3 | armie" | +0.81 | 65 | 77 |
| #4 | HALOJ | +0.66 | 85 | 65 |
| #5 | *420 biceps | +0.62 | 54 | 72 |





