








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 841 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 350 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 30 matches | ||
| Premier | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 47 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5420 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,419 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5678 | 33% |
| Smokes | 5451 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 2805 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 3485 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,407,604 of utility $144 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 44 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #15 | THE PROFESSOR 8{ | 47% | 36 |
| #16 | twitch.tv/t0bs69 | 45% | 31 |
| #17 | extra | 45% | 40 |
| #18 | Samyyy ツ | 43% | 69 |
| #19 | EIK3000 | 40% | 43 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tuN1 | 4 | 0.0008 |
| #2 | epix | 2 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | inff. | 1 | 0.0007 |
| #4 | extra | 1 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | twitch.tv/t0bs69 | 1 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tico | +2.00 | 88 | 62 |
| #2 | tuN1 | +1.35 | 72 | 68 |
| #3 | tobse | +0.67 | 44 | 75 |
| #4 | epix | +0.57 | 73 | 66 |
| #5 | YokozowneR | +0.46 | 75 | 84 |





