








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 405 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 146 matches | ||
| Wingman | 79 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 73 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 71 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 47 matches | ||
| Faceit | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 39 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4799 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 34,324 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9304 | 27% |
| Smokes | 9197 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 8772 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 7051 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,173,469 of utility $80 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 258 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | s|iP | 63% | 46 |
| #2 | wyrm | 61% | 41 |
| #3 | gaulf | 54% | 63 |
| #4 | agessixfo | 54% | 41 |
| #5 | royaL64 | 52% | 66 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jdizzz64 | 392 | 0.15 | 11 min |
| #2 | PRIEST64 | 359 | 0.06 | 9 min |
| #3 | grapHik | 351 | 0.22 | 8 min |
| #4 | gaulf | 221 | 0.17 | 5 min |
| #5 | righteous | 221 | 0.22 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wyrm | +4.61 | 82 | 70 |
| #2 | s|iP | +3.44 | 71 | 83 |
| #3 | PRIEST64 | +2.22 | 73 | 51 |
| #4 | royaL64 | +2.22 | 63 | 72 |
| #5 | jdizzz64 | +2.04 | 65 | 70 |





