








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1183 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 276 matches | ||
| Premier | 268 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 94 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7444 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 26,140 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8234 | 31% |
| Smokes | 7126 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 6515 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 4265 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,296,455 of utility $156 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 981 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cloudツ | 68% | 37 |
| #2 | royaL64 | 59% | 108 |
| #3 | boobs | 59% | 58 |
| #4 | jaydez | 57% | 58 |
| #5 | nnikkitine; ♡ | 56% | 64 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | righteous | 515 | 0.18 | 15 min |
| #2 | PRIEST64 | 397 | 0.06 | 10 min |
| #3 | gaulf | 302 | 0.15 | 7 min |
| #4 | jdizzz64 | 288 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| #5 | royaL64 | 263 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | .LastNagger ☁ | +3.21 | 62 | 67 |
| #2 | Cloudツ | +3.00 | 79 | 72 |
| #3 | agessixfo | +1.66 | 71 | 72 |
| #4 | wyrm | +1.59 | 77 | 67 |
| #5 | royaL64 | +1.03 | 56 | 72 |





