








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 135 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 151 matches | ||
| Faceit | 141 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3344 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,016 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5298 | 35% |
| Smokes | 3708 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 3197 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 2813 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $777,681 of utility $94 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 164 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | inz | 76% | 38 |
| #2 | ✡wafa✡shylock✡ | 70% | 23 |
| #3 | .LastNagger ☁ | 59% | 46 |
| #4 | phaze | 57% | 53 |
| #5 | agessixfo | 57% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jdizzz64 | 328 | 0.15 | 9 min |
| #2 | fiska | 216 | 0.17 | 6 min |
| #3 | drEnergy | 204 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #4 | phaze | 195 | 0.18 | 5 min |
| #5 | .LastNagger ☁ | 183 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fiska | +2.45 | 78 | 68 |
| #2 | .LastNagger ☁ | +2.17 | 63 | 71 |
| #3 | inz | +2.13 | 72 | 70 |
| #4 | PRIEST64 | +1.76 | 78 | 55 |
| #5 | boobs | +1.73 | 94 | 60 |





