








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 418 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 152 matches | ||
| Faceit | 108 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 38 matches | ||
| Wingman | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 71 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5345 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 22,778 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5854 | 26% |
| Smokes | 5422 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 6428 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 5074 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,286,118 of utility $108 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 704 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | boobs | 76% | 42 |
| #2 | Miller | 74% | 47 |
| #3 | gaulf | 62% | 84 |
| #4 | s|iP | 61% | 41 |
| #5 | wyrm | 61% | 46 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gaulf | 297 | 0.17 | 7 min |
| #2 | mc64 | 273 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #3 | jdizzz64 | 225 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #4 | grapHik | 193 | 0.20 | 4 min |
| #5 | PRIEST64 | 187 | 0.05 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Miller | +3.78 | 68 | 72 |
| #2 | wyrm | +2.88 | 79 | 68 |
| #3 | boobs | +2.55 | 96 | 57 |
| #4 | PRIEST64 | +1.63 | 75 | 53 |
| #5 | jdizzz64 | +1.01 | 68 | 70 |





